Warning Old School Wobblings Post

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
08/17/2018 at 22:20 • Filed to: Wobblings

Ive be en getting hit on quite a bit ever since I lost my baby teeth . I was able to hold onto them for so long because I kept them on a necklace instead of under a pillow ( which is historical ly a terrible place to keep your teeth) . To help this make sense, u nderstand that s h ark too th necklaces were popular f or a time around the late 80s and early 90s.

Even from a young age, I was a very physically fiscal rascal and wanted something with a higher initial sentimental value in order to compound more interest quickly . Another benefit to a bunch of baby teeth on a necklace is that they yeild a higher pitched jingle which m akes the entire endeavor sound investment advice all around.

But let me tell you, y ou learn very quickly that negative interest and depreciation are quite different thing s socially while wearing a babytoothed necklace...

Alas! W ith the necklace gone — which wasnt the takeaway from this story to begin with — I’ve been getting a lot of positive attention lately . Many, many... inquiries. You may say that I’m b eing pursued which m akes me a catch in this nau t y context.

W ell, w ith so many people asking me for my number — and m e being prone to practicing pragmatism — I have been giving out my phone number i n numerical order so that it would be easier to remember.

Now, o bviously I let people know that I’m giving my number in numerical order! I know that this is an unusual practice even though I don’t know a more practical way to present the material. M y number is 334-4365, so th is a foolproof method .